on learning

Here is a list of things I have learned so far that I think are important or noteworthy:

(1) Always drink water after a long night of drinking. You will be glad for it in the morning.
(2) Always wear your seat belt.
(3) Never drink and dial.
(4) Be kind to everyone.
(5) Be kind to everyone, but take care of your heart first and foremost.
(6) Everything tastes better with hot sauce.
(7) Always check your blind spot.
(8) It's better to be safe than sorry.
(9) Push yourself.
(10) Push yourself, but know your limits.
(11) Wear sunscreen.